The "Mystery Number Contest" has been augmented as a result of increased moral decay in the fabric of our society.
It's like this: I had this "Guess The Mystery Number and WIN FREE MUSIC" thing going. And yes, people we're guessing...they were guessing all right. I gave so much free music away it ain't funny. So the bank called and said I was running out of money and could I stop giving music away. I said: "Okay". I was lying. Lying to a bank is OK. Lying to website visitors?? NEVER!! So, I have come up with a shrewd compromise: Submit THE STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD OR SEEN. If your submission is truly among the stupidest, then you will be notified to take possession of FREE WOZNY MUSIC. In addition, the Stupidest Things that earn anyone FREE WOZNY MUSIC will be posted on THIS PAGE forever...or at least until I change my name to Gomer Custer (which I have no immediate plans to do). You can still try guessing the mystery number to WIN FREE STUPID BUMPERSTICKERS though (while supplies last). The bank hasn't caught on to that scam yet. Give us your thoughts and complaints as well. I always enjoy those.(sorry, but FREE STUFF available to those in the continental United States only . . . postage sucks.)
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